Hello fellows. I'm 40 years old and single, and I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that I haven't dated. So I'm going to date! (I mean, if you're game, of course, because I can't so much date alone now, can I?) I have a decent job, a car, and a cat, so I'm obviously pretty much a great catch. Looks aren't everything, right? Right? Hello?